British scooter lover (and snazzy dresser) Colin Fruze went and developed a flame-throwing setup for his ride. Why? Because he's a badass, that's why! Kidding, nobody badass drives a scooter (except you of course). The flames shoot 12-feet out the back of the tailpipe (not unlike my roommate after the atomic hot-wing challenge) and encourage drivers to keep their distance. Now I'm not saying that bottom pic is the last thing a tailgater will ever see, but it is. Well, the last thing they'll ever see before running the f*** over a jackass on a scooter.