Key Kids -- Free Candy Wine: Hello Kitty Wine

March 30, 2010


Because boozing plays an important role in every child's cognitive development, there's now a line of Hello Kitty wines. Gotta catch 'em all! SHUT UP I KNOW MY FRANCHISES. The varietals:

  • Hello Kitty Sparkling Brut Rosé - A deep reddish pink sparkling rose made from 100% Pinot Noir that has a frothy mousse as well as a pretty nose of rose petal and red currant scents.
  • Hello Kitty Sparkling "Sweet Pink" (Half Size) - This semi-sweet sparkler sports a pale pink hue and has very delicate bubbles.
  • 2008 Hello Kitty Angel White - This is a fresh, very "blanc" white wine made entirely from Pinot Noir free run juice.
  • 2006 Hello Kitty Devil Red - Garnet red with brickish highlights, this is a classically rendered Pinot Noir that presents a seductive bouquet of wild flowers and forest aromas.

Mmmm, I do love me some pinot noir. Bottles run between $20 and $30 and might actually be worth trying. Unfortunately, I already have a supplier of kitty wine. Isn't that right, Tumbles? *squeezing cat* Oh -- HELLO -- looks like there might be some solids in your glass.

Product Site
Hello Kitty Wine: Cat People and Alcoholics Rejoice! [laweekly]

Thanks to Maria, who's holding out for Barbie wine. Nice Maria, but I've had Ken's cream before and it wasn't worth the wait.

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