Bacon beer. Sounds delicious right? Well how about, oh I dunno, BACON-INFUSED BOURBON SMOKED PORTER?! My pants just flew off and they are sooo not coming back! If you want to make your own Grocery Eats has a recipe, which doesn't involve actually brewing your own beer. Which, did I ever tell you I made my own absinthe once? I did. And, not to brag or anything, but I still have both ears. You hear that, Van Gogh? Of course not -- you cut one of yours off AND GAVE IT TO A WHORE.
Bacon Beer [groceryeats]
Thanks to ray, who makes gin in his bathtub and doesn't even bother taking all his toys out first.