Some guy working security at Heathrow Airport in London caught a female employee accidentally walking through a body scanner and seized the opportunity to look at her privates or whatever the hell it is you see with one of those newfangled soul-stealers.
Now whether this fellow intentionally misused the equipment for his own perverse kicks or whether he accidentally took a scan out of habit, the young lady was left very shaken:
"I can't bear to think about the body scanner thing. I'm totally traumatised. I've spoken to the police about it. I'm in too much of a state to go to work."
First of all, this guy should have to post pictures of his face and privates on every lamppost in London. Secondly, I've seen a full body scan of myself before, and let me tell you: embarrassing. It was literally like there was nothing down there. I lied and told the lady I only feel safe flying with penis tucked between my buttcheeks. Yeah I think she bought it.