Have trouble cracking eggs? You're special. Like special special. But thankfully there's the As Seen on TV EZCracker. The $15 pos can crack eggs to extract the whole egg or JUST THE WHITE! OMGWTFOMELETS?! But that's not all, folks, if you call in the next fifteen minutes our lovely operators will even give you their home telephone numbers! Haha, what do you mean I can't say that? Look -- behind you! *SLAP-CHOP*
Video of the commercial after the jump. Looks quality.
Easy Egg Cracker Cracks Eggs and Creates Clutter [uberreview]