What better way to spend Valentine's Day than home alone in front of the television at 10PM Eastern watching a Discovery Channel special on dinosaur sex? I can't think of a single one. Of course, I can't think of a better way to spend any day.
Tyrannosaurus Sex, the Discovery Channel's "new special that investigates dinosaur reproduction" and uses "ground-breaking CGI [to] bring new life to one of the last mysteries of these great beasts."
The press release for the show is a thing of both beauty and terror -- not unlike a dinosaur, really. "Tyrannosaurus Sex doesn't just answer the questions, IT SHOWS DINOSAUR SEX IN ALL ITS GLORY," it says. Please god, no. "How did a ferocious T-Rex woo his lady? How did a female Titanosaur support the weight of a male who was as long as a four-story building is high? How did a Stegosaurus couple negotiate sex with all those deadly plates and spikes?"
Oh. my. God. It's like the Discovery Channel has been rooting around in my brain! Tell me, did you find out where I parked my car last night? Right, I remember being at that club, and then -- robot threesome whaaaaat? Nope, definitely came up with this on their own.
Thanks to Ryleigh, Omid, Ben and Craig, who are all invited to come over and watch provided we never make eye contact.