Liars!: There's No Such Thing As a G-Spot

January 5, 2010


I've always been fairly certain the g-spot was invented by women to make me feel inept, and now I have proof. You hear that, women? You don't know your body, science knows your body!

"Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits," said Tim Spector, professor of genetic epidemiology, who co-authored the research. "This is by far the biggest study ever carried out and it shows fairly conclusively that the idea of a G-spot is subjective."

In the research, 1,804 British women aged 23-83 answered questionnaires. All were pairs of identical or non-identical twins. Identical twins share all their genes, while non-identical pairs share 50% of theirs. If one identical twin reported having a G-spot, this would make it far more likely that her sister would give the same answer. But no such pattern emerged, suggesting the G-spot is a matter of the woman's subjective opinion.

As much as I wanna believe there isn't a magic love button that I've never managed to push, this study doesn't really prove anything except British women don't have g-spots. Or boyfriends with straight teeth. HIYO STEREOTYPES!

What an anti-climax: G-spot is a myth [timesonline]

Thanks to Salazar, whose convinced there's an h-spot. Salazar, that's ridiculous (can you draw me a map on this napkin?)

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