It's About Time: A Ouija Board Just For Her

January 25, 2010


Upset that devil worshiping is traditionally a boys-only game? Well fret not, ladies, cause now there's a Ouija board just for you! It's pink! Girls love pink! Plus shoes!

It has always been mysterious. It has always been mystifying. And now the OUIJA Board is just for you, girl. With 72 fun questions included, you'll never run out of things to ask. Who will call/text me next? Will I be a famous actor someday? Who wishes they could trade places with me? Gather your friends around, draw a card, place your fingers on the planchette and ask your question. Concentrate very hard and watch as the answer is revealed in the message window. Make up your own questions, and let the OUIJA Board satisfy your curiosity in virtually endless ways. OUIJA Board will answer. It's just a game - or is it?

It's not just a game. It's like an empty soup can and long string STRAIGHT TO THE DEVIL'S MOUTH. Don't believe me? One time growing up a friend and I asked what we were gonna get for Christmas that year. You know what it said? 'SOQMNETR'. Which, last time I checked, is not how you spell 'ALL THE HE-MAN TOYS EVER MADE INCLUDING THE CASTLE GRAYSKULL PLAYSET'. Then we threw it in the fire and heard screaming.

Toys R Us
Toys R Us Can't Be Serious. But They Are. [babble]

Thanks to zeppomarks, who asked a Magic 8 Ball if I'd post this tip. 'It is decidedly so'.

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