Happy MLK Day: 'I Have A Dream' Auto-Tuned

January 18, 2010

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day, everybody. I hope you're all having a good one and celebrating the inherent beauty of our diversity. And I've got news for you -- if you think you were created better than anyone else, you weren't.

"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.'"

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

Amen to that, Martin. And, hypothetically, let's say yours truly somebody else had a couple kids that were hatched green and scaly. They're still cool, right? (I swear I trained them not to eat people)



Thanks to favelaj, who has a recurring dream about space monsters (stop eating right before bed).

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