This is Mario's class schedule for his current semester at Nintendo University. As you can see, he's taking some pretty cakewalk courses and should probably just skip them to get high in the dorm and talk to girls on AIM trying to score dates. Haha, do I know college or what? I do, I went for 9 years.
Hit the jump for Link and Fox McCloud's schedules.
Nintendo Class Schedules - Spring 2010 [collegehumor]
Thanks to Julian, who knows you don't need college to know how to rock.