But Can We Cuddle Afterward?: Holiday Inn Offers Human Bed-Warming Service

January 23, 2010


Holiday Inn, best known for putting me up last night and providing me with the sleep I needed to pilot my flight back home this morning, is now offering a complementary human bed warming service at its London Kensington location (pissing will still cost extra).

If requested, a willing member of hotel staff will jump in your bed, dressed head to foot in an all-in-one sleeper suit, until your nightly chamber warms up.

Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall described the plan as something like having a "giant hot water bottle in your bed."

Really, Jane? Was the metaphor really necessary? I'd like to think everyone here can imagine what a stranger in a bunny suit lying in their bed is like. Like awesome. I call little spoon!

Holiday Inn Offers 'Human Bed-Warming Service' to Combat Icy Sheets [foxnews]

Thanks to Jay, who's only interested if there are different costume options.

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