Matthew here went and got sunglasses tattooed on his face. That way he'll never misplace them! But I still wouldn't stare directly at the sun with them...
Because you can't run an Egyptian themed design contest without a Mario entry winning, here's today's Shirt.Woot. It's Mario in the style of hieroglyphics and $10 shipped...
Sleep Suits are genius. Basically you put one on, and then look like a huge f***ing (comfortable) jackass while you sleep -- anywhere! Plus, they have perforations...
The ThermaHelm motorcycle helmet keeps your brain on ice in the event of an accident. That's important because if you'll recall those anti-drug commercials from yesteryear: a...
For Pac-Man's 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call...
This is a short video of girls making the sound effects to scenes from 'Commando', 'The Dark Knight' and 'Terminator 3'. The video is called 'Girls Are...
This is a little info-graphic explaining some of the numbers behind the pron industry. I say pron instead of p0rn0 in case your company is big-brothering you...
Alright, I'm taking bets -- who will be the victor? If you answered, "GW in a f***ing monster truck", congratulations, you won. Something. Not my v-card though....
Ever wondered what Disney princesses would look like dressed as their villains? WELL WONDER NO MORE MY CARTOON-LOVING COMPADRES! Because they'd look like this. Mystery solved, we...
HA! That brought a smile to my face. Which is good because I've been struggling ever since that last lamb post. Internet gods have feelings too, you...
Consollection is a website that features every video game console every produced along with a bio of each. It's a great reference in case you get in...
Now we've known about eyeball tattoos for awhile now, just not that people were getting them done in the slammer. Honestly, there are just some things I...
It's a giant baby robot. It exemplifies everything that's wrong with robotics. Namely, that they exist -- or were born, if you will (L337 baby tie-in FTW!)....
This is a screenshot of me playing First Person Tetris. It's played just like regular Tetris except, instead of rotating the pieces, it rotates your view. I...
Because I practically ooze journalistic integrity out of my apricot-y nipples, here's some $80 Space Invaders tights I posted strictly because of the picture. Are you getting...
HIYO, it must be burlesque week on Geekologie! First the Star Wars burlesque pictures, then the Watchwomen video, and now a video of the Star Wars show!...
This is a little graphic depicting the likelihood of various features on the upcoming Apple tablet. Of course, you can't read that one for shit so click...
The Build-A-Meal playset is actually a plate for children who won't eat their cheeseburger unless it's in a little construction zone (perfect for use with these utensils)....
Following hot on the heels of yesterday's Star Wars burlesque comes Watchwomen: a Watchmen themed burlesque. Except this is a video instead of still-ass pictures. I swear,...
Because I basically do nothing but sell t-shirts and never see any return on my investment, here's today's tee from Teefury. It's Avatar themed. PLUS Wii themed!...
Two piece of shit thieves broke in and stole two Motorola Droid phones from a man's apartment, then proceeded to take a bunch of pictures of themselves...
I could easily go all night and LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. That's practically my dream world. Unfortunately, this hellaflawed quiz said I'd only last 1 minute...
Alright champ, your wet dreams have finally come true: Star Wars burlesque. I'd keep writing now but I'm fairly confident you've already hit the jump and stripped...
Want a MacBook decal that makes it look like Iron Man is powered by Apple? Well you're in luck because Etsy seller moviemagicman is selling them! For...
This is a short video of BBC reporter Dan Simmons breaking an allegedly unbreakable phone at the Consumer Electronics Show. The phone is supposed to be able...
Now I know what you're thinking, "What in the hell about this picture warrants a post on Geekologie?" And the answer to that, my friend, is everything....
The great thing about making a Van Gogh cake is you don't have to be particularly skilled in the art of cake-decorating. Kidding, that shit looks impossible....
This is a video of Jessica Chobot (friend and colleague of yours truly) getting a Triforce tattoo on her wrist during the recent Consumer Electronics Show. Clearly,...
Seen here in one of the world's most pathetic photographs, Douglas Hines chats it up with his sex robot "Roxxxy" about soccer (and he wonders why he...
This USB keyboard from Smartfish isn't your grandmother's keyboard. No, your grandmother's keyboard is a typewriter. Smartfish's keyboard is motorized and moves every once in awhile to...