Tell Me He's Not Straddling The Armrest
Listen, I don't care how fat you are, God still loves you. But even God would charge you for two seats if you can't fit in one. Just sayin'. High five, big G!
Obese air passenger in economy seat has picture taken [telegraph]
Thanks to Add Not Andrew Macgregor and Afern, who always buy two seats but only because they don't like people sitting next to them.
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