I've Seen It All Now: Animal B-Hole Covers

December 11, 2009


Rear Gear Butt Covers ("No more Mr. Brown Eye" -- not even kidding) are little $5 cardboard cutouts that hang from your pet's tail and cover its butthole. Jesus Christ.

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet's un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there's a Rear Gear for everyone.

Admittedly, I hate an animal's bare b-hole touching my arm as much as the next guy, but I'm not definitely not hanging a trunk ornament on it. My pet deserves her dignity, damnit. Aaaaand now she's licking it. NO I DON'T WANT A KISSIE!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the Etsy sale page.



Rear Gear's Etsy Shop

Thanks to sluggerknuckles, who just ties a bandanna around his dog's ass like a normal pet owner.

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