What would happen in a battle of Pacman vs. Mario? Would the dot-chomper gobble plumber ass, or would the Princess saver stomp the big yellow mouth like a Goomba? Watch to find out! Also, this may or may not be a Russian commercial for some kind of snack food product. Damnit Russian, who needs snacks when you have vodka?! And you wonder why you couldn't put a man on the moon.
Thanks to A-lice in Wonderland, who, that's it I'm shaving my head.