Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly, the Covergirl face is a nice touch. The one breast not so much. YOU HAVE TO BE GENTLE!
Hit the jump for the uncensored version, which may or may not have a zombie hand for a vagina. WARNING: IMAGE CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
Why You Shouldn't Make Your Own Homemade Sex Doll [craftastrophe]
Thanks to Jennie, who agrees that's not what a naked woman is supposed to look like.