Cause Nothing Says "I Don't Give A Dang About People Around Me" Like Neckphones

December 10, 2009


Neckphones are earphones for people with no ears or head. They just hang around your neck and make everyone else on the bus hear firsthand your horrible taste in music. Everybody will undoubtedly give you the stinkeye, hoping you'll take the hint and get off at the next stop, but you won't (you're dense, also, incredibly disrespectful). Available for a staggering $130 from Hammacher Skeletor, they're the perfect gift for that special asshole in your life. God, whatever happened to good old fashioned ghetto blasters? Those were the days, weren't they? I'm talking about getting high and breakdancing. Good times, good times.

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Neckphones are like headphones only more obnoxious [dvice]

  • Joseph Sneor

    This really is a fantastic product!
    Meant to be worn while outside, not on a bus or indoors. I wear this while bike riding, and not a single person has heard it while on the bike trials. I can really jam tunes, sounds nice and loud for me, but not for anyone else. If you have ever tried it, you will have a great experience and you'd want a pair too.

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