I never saw 'Up' because I heard it was sad and, quite frankly, my life is sad enough. But if you did see the movie and were wondering what a real-life Russel would look like, your prayers have been answered. This: he would look like this. And, wait -- is that a Boyscout Cookie eating badge I see?
Thanks to sham, who once tied like forty helium balloons to a picnic table and dined in the sky.