I Would Eat That Don't Know: A Jabba Cake

November 19, 2009


I'm sure lots of time and effort went into the construction of this Jabba the Hutt cake, but that doesn't mean I'd eat it. You see, I have a rule about eating things that look like slippery green turds: make somebody else try it first. Which, *cocking laser blaster* is why you're here. Don't think I won't shoot first -- I will shoot first. Now, try one of those things on the plate behind him. What is that, a bacon-wrapped cheeseball? Okay -- now feed it to me like a baby bird.

Jabba the Cake [geekstir]

Thanks to Abby, who would have dove into that cake no questions asked. It's not a swimming pool, Abby, geez!

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