It's About Time: A Bacon Of The Month Club

Hell yeah a bacon of the month club. Truthfully, I only thought there was one kind of bacon (delicious), but what do I know? I'm just a man who has all his meals prepared for him by a non-robotic bartender. Anyway, for a staggering $315 you can join the Grateful Palate BOTM Club and get:

- A different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month for 12 months

- Informative notes on all bacon selections
- Discounts on The Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons
- Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card
- The bacon strip - our members only monthly bacon comic strip
- The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen
- A little Rubber Toy Pig
- One free Bacon Tee Shirt
- A recipe each month using the bacon selected
- Discounts on suggested wines and products in recipes
- And a pig nose!

Wow, I don't need half that stuff. How much for just the bacon, membership card and comic strip? Because I'm willing to go as high as $28. Just sayin', that's more than $2/month -- I don't even pay that in child support. Yay for aliases!

The Grateful Palate Bacon of the Month Club

Thanks to kyle, who should start a sexy of the month club cause damn he looks good.

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It's About Time: A Bacon Of The Month Club

\n\nHell yeah a bacon of the month club. Truthfully, I only thought there was one kind of bacon (delicious), but what do I know? I'm just a man who has all his meals prepared for him by a non-robotic bartender. Anyway, for a staggering \$315 you can join the Grateful Palate BOTM Club and get:\n\n

- A different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month for 12 months\n\n- Informative notes on all bacon selections\n- Discounts on The Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons\n- Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card\n- The bacon strip - our members only monthly bacon comic strip\n- The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen\n- A little Rubber Toy Pig\n- One free Bacon Tee Shirt\n- A recipe each month using the bacon selected\n- Discounts on suggested wines and products in recipes\n- And a pig nose!

\n\nWow, I don't need half that stuff. How much for just the bacon, membership card and comic strip? Because I'm willing to go as high as \$28. Just sayin', that's more than \$2/month -- I don't even pay that in child support. Yay for aliases!\n\nThe Grateful Palate Bacon of the Month Club\n\nThanks to kyle, who should start a sexy of the month club cause damn he looks good.