Comfort Wipe: Holding Toilet Paper In Your Hand Is "Really Archaic And Disgusting"

June 12, 2009

The Comfort Wipe is an 18" arm extender/wad of toilet paper holder for use when you can't reach your own ass or don't like your digits coming into contact with your butthole (you're doing it wrong!). Interesting. Also, I want to know the "advantages" of being big the hefty dude is talking about. In all seriousness though, this really is a great product, I just recommend buying two (read: I lost one wiping hard).


Thanks to Wilson and gizmoduck, who just use a handful of poison ivy fashioned to a stick because they're hardcore.

  • Viren Lensh

    I am absolutely disgusted that some people don’t wash their backsides. So much that I even think twice when I have to shake hands with westerners.

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