The Worst And Saddest Of Yahoo! Answers

May 28, 2009

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Okay, this one is actually legit, but everything after the jump isn't. They're the kind of questions that make you want to bathe with a toaster (or SPOILER ALERT: poisonous jellyfish). I assume some of them are fake, but I sadly guarantee a good portion are serious. And, well, *pouring out a little liquor* it's been real, humanity.

Hit it for a dozen or so of the worst questions ever asked.

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Thanks to Kane, who phrases his answers in the form of questions because JEOPARDY! is his bitch.

  • DenisS

    Worse than 4Chan and reddit sometimes, if i want a quality answer from an adult i go to Quora, if i want to troll and have a laugh while griefing others i go to Y answers. The simple childish design of Yahoo and open conversation is the reason why it is full of shit answers, i was one of the elite level 8 member giving good answers back in the green days when there were more moderation, now it is a complete madness.
    There is always the same spambot copy pasting the question and putting a link to get some bucks from links, and sometimes you see the typical troll that copypaste randon shit like how he/she likes the new dress he/she bought or a remove acne method in a GTA V question, can be funny to read the first time, but it turns into something really annoying, probably another spam bot.

  • lookin4trace

    funny how most don't see the trolling and take it literally.

  • r_petrie

    The British bit of Y!A is very scary nowadays, with it being down to anti-migrant feelings - and people feeling they are the 'authority' in which to shout you down if you get a bit too 'above your station'; id est...compose questions which show the other side of the coin, with a clarity they just cannot deal with. I never thought we were this racist at all - but then again, I am not on this particular site often, and guess these armchair commentators, of which some also have hilarious spelling mistakes and dodgy grammar, have to get it out of their system one way.
    And they would not get away with it outside their front door!

  • JustACat

    I have never heard of anyone calling cheerleaders dumb.My best friend is a cheerleader.She is very smart (it's like calling Canadians dumb.I mean heck,they are normal).The cheerleader who wrote that sounded a bit stuck up making statements about cheerleaders being better than people (no offense to other cheerleaders).

  • CalH

    That die-hard catholic mom, who thinks that the bible can completely replace wikipedia and knows everything and that homosexuality is a disease or something... That's just sad. The bible is hundreds/thousands of years old, woth 17, everyone should be allowed to have a gf and sex and if someone's gay, he's gay! It's not a disease or something.
    If I could punch that mom in the face right now, I totally would and then punch the sh*t outta her so she loses her memories and then tell the hospital to hide any bibles from her and be not allowed to ever buy or read one.
    That's just what I'd do. Call me a guy with anger issues.

  • Suneha

    god some people are just ignorant or have really messed up lives. we shouldnt judge them by the questions they put on yahoo answers.

  • jake the ass

    ahh yes how quaint my good ass, but why? im not sure. k den

  • orregisterwithdickus

    what's sadder yet is the dummies who are being suckered into the trolling on yahoo answers.. these are mostly by trolls, ok? you did realize that? right? so, next time, be careful when you stalk the sadness instead of just be smart about it and avoid it.

  • Samus Marie

    Oh my... I don't even... :: facepalms her overwhelming feeling to mourn common sense ::

  • sigarodifigaro

    evolution is wrong. round one goes to the pro-creationists. let's hope evolution stands a chance here.

  • Tina Furlett

    I joined chess club because I wanted to get with its president. It totally worked; we went out for a year. But I found myself becoming good at chess! How terrible!
    true story

  • I bet all those Yahoo Answer questions came from Americans.

    Vivarium tanks

  • Rrexaph Adeli

    I'm American, and I can honestly confirm that you may be right.

  • Themostunclean

    Yahoo Answers UK completely debunks THAT idiotic theory.

  • Argle Bargle

    I actually went to Yahoo answers today and I completely understand why the world is the way it is after reading some of the questions asked there. It's a complete mystery to me how the human race has actually survived this long because to me the water in the gene pool looks pretty damn murky.
    And I can personally attest to the fact that 'some' cheerleaders are dumb. My first wife was one in high school. She thought the Aurora Borealis was an alien attack. No lie.

  • orregisterwithdickus

    wow, this is why i don't listen to the 'wisdom' of people such as yourself. dear, it's a trollfest, nothing more. plus, getting your impressions about the world through yahoo answers? i suggest you do not find the exit, you're better off tucked away.. from the world. (in that safehouse you call a closet.)

  • Lukas S.

    He was joking... I hope you know.

  • i totally lolled at some, but i dont think cheerleaders are necessarily dumb, but that maybe because the only experience i have knowing Cheerleaders is at my university hobby club.

  • Cheerleaders are dumb.

  • Guest

    I'm sorry but I just happen to be a cheerleader and am the top in my class. Also, most of the cheerleaders on my squad are in gifted education so I wouldn't go around stereotyping. I'm not trying to pick a fight but I just find that a bit offensive.

  • booby

    he's just saying that because of one of the question in the photos, Gotta admit, whoever that was went full retard.

  • ElDiabloke

    You meant cheerleadrrz r dum.

  • Lindsey


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