Pfft, Who Needs Ears?: Pierced Glasses

May 5, 2009

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Born without ears? Lose them in a samurai sword fight? Whatever the case, for those of you who have found yourself both aurally and ocularly challenged, you may want to consider pierced glasses. Pierced glasses are a pair of prescription eyeglasses that stay affixed to your ugly mug via a piercing through the nose. Pretty clever. Not as clever as just having Lasik surgery so you can shoot lasers out of your eyeballs, but hey, laser vision isn't for everyone. And, incidentally, neither are laser-wangs. Go ask The Superficial Writer why he's blind in one eye.

Pierced Eyeglasses [bmezine]

Thanks to Warfaremonkey, who wears a pierced hat and is now limited to the use of his animal brain like Phineas Gage.

  • This looks like it could be an awfully painful procedure, and it must mean that you have to buy designer sunglasses or lenses to fit onto the bridge. How else would you be able to wear sunglasses?! 

  • Dave Matney

    Piercing my bridge was probably my least painful piercing (I didn't even blink as I watched it go through).

    Unfortunately for me (and people like me who both have their bridge pierced and need glassses), it looks like he's abandoned the project.

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