Yaaaar!: Finally, A Ship Fit For Hungry Pirates

March 9, 2009

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Want to build you own 17,000 calorie pirate ship? No problem, pick up these ingredients and then follow the picture tutorial after the jump.


~20 sausages
~48 rashers of bacon
1.2kg of sausage meat
1kg of pork mince
10 franks
1kg of pastry (not 100% meat this time)
1 onion
1 mushroom
2 packets of chipolata sausages
various food colorings

My god that looks delicious. I've always known I wanted to be a pirate, I just had no idea how badly I wanted to be a meatpirate. Yaaar, surrender yer sausage! Haha nothing, I'm being serious -- now drop trow ye scalawags!

Hit the jump for the making of the ship.

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A meat ship made out of 20 sausages, 48 rashers of bacon and 1kg of pork [arthemia]

Thanks to MoD and Karl, who are both rocking more sausage than a meat ship ever could.

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