'The mammal is entirely pink from tip to tail and has reddish eyes indicating it's albinism. The skin appears smooth, glossy pink and without flaws. I have spotted it about 40 to 50 times in the time since the original sighting as it has apparently taken up residence with its family in the Calcasieu Ship Channel.
'As time has passed he has grown and sometimes ventures away from its mother to feed and play but always remains in the vicinity of the pod.
'Surprisingly, it does not appear to be drastically affected by the environment or sunlight as might be expected considering its condition, although it tends to remain below the surface a little more than the others in the pod.'
How cute! And by cute I mean pink. I LOVE PINK DOLPHINS! Look, I just drew one and slid it into the cover of my Trapper Keeper. What can I say, I'm sensitive. And also, hungry. Did somebody say lunch time? My stomach did! And also, "the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected". Shit I ate my phone!
Hit the jump for two more of the magical beast.
Pink dolphin appears in US lake [telegraph]
Caught on camera: Is this the world's only PINK dolphin? [dailymail]
Thanks to Kathryn, Nick, Becky and Alphaleader1, who only eat dolphin-free tuna.