Wear Your Effing Wriststrap!: Woman Hits Dog With Wiimote, Killing It, Neighbor Revives

January 22, 2009


Kathy White hit her five-month old miniature Sheltie, Ozzy, in the head with a Wiimote when she was bowling with her daughter. Note: she didn't actually throw the remote, she was still holding it.

"We had just got the Wii for Christmas," explained owner Kathy White, "so we were trying it out, and that's when Alexis and I were bowling and Ozzy was standing by me and he jumped up and I hit him in the temple and killed him instantly."

Her first instinct was to call her neighbor Pene Honey for help.

Thankfully, Pene managed to come over and revive the dog with a little mouth to nose action.

Now she knows you have to be careful when playing a Wii.

"I just want people to be aware of their environment," White said, "especially small dogs and children so this doesn't happen to them. Because it was a horrifying experience and I don't want anyone to go through this."

I take it you didn't read the instructions before playing, did you, Kathy? No? Didn't notice the warning screen either? Jesus, how have you not died in a kitchen fire? Kathy White: astonishingly still alive after 40 years of not following instructions.

Hit the jump for a video report that will make you want to call animal services.

Tiny dog revived after being killed by flying Wii remote [9news]

Thanks to Brianna and Shea, who have both kindly volunteered to show Kathy what getting beat in the head with a Wiimote feels like.

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