Mmmm, Piggy: Bacon (Gum)Balls

January 5, 2009


Let's face it, women find nothing hotter than kissing a man whose breath smells like bacon. It not only indicates great wealth, but a refined palate and good sense of meat. So, before your next match of tonsil tennis, how about hitting a few bacon balls? Two 22-balled tins will set you back $7. Alternatively, this 3-balled ten will set you back $40 (extra for really freaky deaky shit). Book soon ladies, my evenings fill up quick.

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Thanks to Manwai, who once blew a 40-gumball bubble and used it to float to Baconland.

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