Help Prevent Carpal Tunnel With Awethumb!

January 23, 2009

This video is chock-full of slanderous lies and half-truths about the dangers of texting in an attempt to sell you little plastic thimbles to slip on your thumbs when using your cell phone. I'm only posting it because 1. I can't believe these pieces of shit and 2. I just love hearing the guy say "AWETHUMB!", particularly at 0:22 and the very end. $11.50 gets you "2 Small & 2 Large Awethumbs and a Microfiber Storage Pouch that Doubles as a Cleaning Cloth". $18.50 gets you everything mentioned above and an Awethumb handjob.

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Thanks to Mother B, who doesn't need Awethumbs, because they're stupid.

  • Aaron Block

    We don't claim any cure, but our product sure takes the pressure off gripping your phone, tablet, Kindle or Nook. You can see it on and the price $12.95 for one and $9.95 for two or more. No postage if delivered in the USA.

  • GirlFromSpace

    Take my money....and gimmie that handjob

  • Productivity, texting on a phone? That is the first lie, lol!

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