Go Vote (And Recieve A Free Sex Toy)!

November 4, 2008


If you haven't voted yet, go do it. Like right now. I'll still be here when you get back, no worries. And, if you live in New York or Seattle, go collect your free sex toy afterwards. Ah, democracy.

To encourage your involvement in the democratic process, Babeland is offering a Get Out the Vote Special Giveaway!!

Stop by any brick and mortar store (New York or Seattle) between November 4th and 11th and bring your voter registration card, voting stub or word of honor. If you voted, we'll give you a Silver Bullet or a Maverick Sleeve (get it?) for free! Yes, free. It's because we value voting that much. Sex toys for voting, only the satisfaction of having helped ensure your country's future can be better than that.

I have no idea what a Maverick Sleeve or Silver Bullet is, but they sound, well, awesome. And they're free! Then, when you candidate loses, you can [insert joke about getting f***ed in more ways than one for the next four years].


Get Out the Vote with Babeland [babeland]

Thanks to Jennie, who's upset she doesn't live in Seattle or New York.

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