Zombie Tools: Weaponry For The Apocalypse

October 17, 2008


Zombie Tools sells accessories for the apocalypse. Namely swords. They currently have three models available: the Two-Handed Apocalax, Urban Bone Machete, Mark II, and the Two-Faced Bitch (I know one!). They run $375, $250, and $350, respectively. Oh shit, and they also sell novelty t-shirts. Because, lets face it, you can freaking forget about surviving the apocalypse without a catchy t-shirt.

Hit the jump to see the blades.


Zombie Tools

Thanks to John, who will undoubtedly survive the apocalypse thanks to the proper tools.

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