Gamer Grub: Because WoW Can't Wait

October 3, 2008


Gamer Grubs are meal replacement snacks specially designed with the sedentary gamer in mind.

In flavors like Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate and Sports PB&J, the snacks are not only fortified with vitamins and minerals, but are specially engineered to be crumb and grease free, protecting your keyboard from its normal all-it-can-eat junk food buffet.

Mmmm, they sound yummy, don't they? No, no they freaking don't. Call me old fashioned, but what the hell's the matter with the classic Mountain Dew/Cheetos combination? Nothing, that's what. Seriously, who cares if your penis turns orange?

Gamer Grub: Because 'Food' Takes Too Long to Chew [gizmodo]

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