Get Your Drown On With The Home Swimmer

September 19, 2008


The $90 Home Swimmer is a tether that prevents you from going anywhere while you swim imaginary laps in your home pool. Alternatively, it makes a great dolphin leash. Mush you stupid Flipper, mush! Oh hell no you didn't just squeak at me.

Home Swimmer: Unleash your inner Michael Phelps [slipperybrick]

Thanks to Silver Sided, who once swam to the depths of the Pacific to have sex with a mermaid, but she had given him a fake address!

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