We'll Never Get This Thing Up To 88MPH! May 5, 2008 View 44MPH maybe -- but 88? Not without a shit-ton of fireworks strapped to the back! Picture [cslacker] Facebook Twitter Pinterest Chainsaw Tongue Thingy Is Completely Wrong Previous Story Super Long Foosball Table Is Mad Super Long Next Story blog comments powered by Disqus Read More: 88mph, i can't drive 55 (literally -- i've got the pedal to the floor it's just not gonna happen), needs more jet engine, speeding, time machine, time travel
