We'll Never Get This Thing Up To 88MPH! May 5, 2008 View 44MPH maybe -- but 88? Not without a shit-ton of fireworks strapped to the back! Picture [cslacker] Facebook Twitter Pinterest Chainsaw Tongue Thingy Is Completely Wrong Previous Story Super Long Foosball Table Is Mad Super Long Next Story We'll Never Get This Thing Up To 88MPH! \n\n44MPH maybe -- but 88? Not without a shit-ton of fireworks strapped to the back!\n\nPicture [cslacker] Please enable JavaScript to view the comments powered by Disqus. Read More: 88mph, i can't drive 55 (literally -- i've got the pedal to the floor it's just not gonna happen), needs more jet engine, speeding, time machine, time travel