Listen up, fool! Stuff your cookies in my head and I'll help keep them fresh and safe from annoying rugrats. And if I catch one standing on a stool trying to get at them I'll bite the little bastard's fingers off. I'm Mr. T, damnit. I pity the fool that tries to get up in my dome piece and steal cookies. F***, I need more necklaces. My head feels light enough to float off. Quick, more bling, I got no time for the jibba-jabba!
Mr. T's World of Warcraft commercial and a must see music video called Treat Your Mother Right, after the jump.
Mean Ceramic Cookie Jar [mrtandme]
Thanks to Christine, who bakes the best cookies in the world, for the tip