Jedi Ginsu Knife Will Slice Your Fingers Off

February 5, 2008


This is an infomercial for a Jedi Ginsu Knife. It looks like a mini lightsaber. It cuts bagels and potatoes. It (sadly) doesn't cut off any of the speaker's fingers. I'm upset about that. I'm also upset about the destruction of rainforests. So I'm going to make a difference. Now that my girlfriend left me I have a lot more free time on my hands and I vow to not just use it watching adult movies online and abusing myself. Starting tomorrow. Alright, no more after this week. 2009 will be my year of action. Goodbye rainforests.

Hilarious Jedi Ginsu Knife commercial [notcot]

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