Gold Pills Are, Um, I Don't Even Know What

December 13, 2007


These $425 capsules are dipped in and filled with 24-karat gold and you're supposed to eat them to "increase your self-worth". Which isn't true, because if you do ingest them you'll just be increasing your "self-stupidity" and "self-flushing-money-down-the-toilet". I'll kill you if you buy them. Just down a jar of gold glitter if you're that hell-bent on having gold shit, it's a lot cheaper. My fiancé demanded I buy her a capsule, because she thinks she's all high-class and can just waste my money. Well she'll be getting the gold glitter treatment, because I sure as hell am not paying for these. She hasn't noticed the diamond in her engagement ring is just a piece of glass from a broken windshield, so I think I'll be fine.

Gold Pill makes you poop glitter for $425 [dvice]

thanks to Jacob and JohnyG30 for the tips

  • Justin

    This... this is the day that changed my life and indeed changed the course of mankind. For on this day i discovered a website, NOOO an idea... an idea based on pew pews, dinosaurs, an inevitable robot enslavement and other things too, like pills that make poop gold and bacon, one can never forget such an over hyped piece of meat such as bacon... so delicious. and what websites would i visit if there were no Geekologie? I watch stuff? Boobs and explosions? Some other websites i only know about because i saw it on geekologie? Nope because if it wasn't for geekologie i wouldn't even know any those websites ever even existed and that would be tragic. Indeed where would i be? would i be some Facebook douchebag trying to talk to every hot girl i see just trying to get some? would i be a youtube retard trying but failing to get the top comment for just a moment... Indeed through Geekologie i am saved... saved from wasting my time doing other things and wasting my time to do this thing instead, yes... yes indeed that is the reason I and others visited gekologie everyday, seven days a week three hundred and sixty-five days a year (Subtract some days because i am NO ROBOT) even the weekends. So I thank you Gold Poop Pills for introducing me to this wonderful place.

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