Bed LEDs Won't Get You Laid (Trust Me)

October 22, 2007


The Pimp My Bed LED system is a saucer with 14 extra-bright LEDs that produces a blue shine under your bed. The damn thing costs $36 and will not get you laid. At all. If anything it will send women running. How do I know? Because I invented this freshman year of college. Except I used blacklights. Cool huh? That's what I thought. It turns out blacklight makes all your man-stains in the room glow. It looked like some seriously f'ed up paintball match went down in there. Needless to say I'm still a virgin.

undercarriage lighting for your bed [technabob]

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