Japanese Hurt Your Privates Game

August 9, 2007

This gameshow is part of the reason I'm moving to Japan. It's just way cooler over there. I mean they don't even KICK the contestants in the privates, they built a machine to do it. BRILLIANT! It seems that THIS is closest American equivalent, and it just looks, um, like nothing I would be caught participating in (I don't do elephant walks either). I used to play a game similar to the Japanese version with a friend where we would ask each other trivia questions and if you got it incorrect you got kicked in the you know what. But one day I answered wrong and had to kill my friend. Not that it would have hurt anyways, because, you know, I have privates of steel. That's right ladies - steel. If that's good. If not, then they're the regular material, just huge.

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