Roger Ibars has designed a gun operated alarm clock that you have to keep shooting until it turns off. Right now it's just a hack made from a retro gaming light gun and a vintage digital clock radio, but I would buy this in a second if it became retail. You'd get the satisfaction of shooting your alarm clock with the wakey uppyness of having to aim and fire. And yes, "wakey uppyness" is a word. Can't find it in the dictionary? Maybe you should look it up in my fist!