SUV Driving On Frozen Lake Ends Up In The Drink (With Twist Ending!)

March 31, 2020

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This is a short video of what appears to be a Land Rover Defender 90 driving on a crystal clear frozen lake when SURPRISE! the lake turns out to not be that frozen after all and proceeds to crack and swallow the vehicle. Thankfully, nobody was injured in the incident thanks to an M. Night Shyamalan twist ending. Did you see that coming? It caught me by surprise. Like farting and startling yourself right when you're falling asleep.

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Close Calls: Impatient Cyclist Almost Gets Darwin'd By Train

March 31, 2020

This is a short dashcam video of a poor decision maker on a bicycle who passes the crossing gate for locomotives and starts to cross the tracks as soon as the train has passed only to almost get obliterated by another on parallel tracks headed in the opposite direction. He pedals off playing it cool, but I can recognize a pair of jeans full of shit when I see them. Also, where the hell are you going that's so important that you can't wait five seconds for the crossing gates to go back up? And why didn't you get a ride with somebody if it really is that important. I mean you're on a bicycle, you're already two hours late.

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Oh Wow: 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie Trailer Recreated Near Perfectly With Stop Motion

March 31, 2020

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of its release, stop motion team Reckless Abandonment (that's what I live my life with too) recreated the trailer for the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie with high quality NECA action figures and 3,500 photographs. It's pretty amazing. They were also kind enough to provide a side-by-side comparison video with the actual trailer for reference, which was appreciated because I don't remember it. My brain, well, it's-- "It's garbage." Are you here to read to me? "Huh?" Did they send you to read to me? Read to me. Here -- from this. "A nudie mag?" My eyes are trash too, describe the breasts to me in detail. "They're big." Boyoyoyoing!

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C-3PO Raps A Public Service Announcement About Coronavirus

March 31, 2020

Because everybody spends their self-quarantine time differently (but mostly being driven insane by their children and drinking White Claws and watching Tiger King), this is a video released by the comedic musical troupe Auralnauts of C-3PO rapping a public service announcement about COVID-19 overdubbed on footage of he and R2-D2 (including a visit to Sesame Street). Obviously, if you can only understand things if they're presented in the context of Star Wars, this is the coronavirus PSA for you. Also, just what school did you go to? Because I want to send my kids there. I assume they'll be naturally gifted, so I want to hamper their development wherever I can.

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Little Girl Takes Intense Boat Flume Splash Straight To The Face

March 31, 2020

In get pitted -- so pitted news, this is a short video from simpler times of a little girl at California's Great America amusement park in Santa Clara who insisted on getting splashed by the Whitewater Falls boat ride, and her dad finally letting her. That'll clean your eyes out! Man...I remember one summer in high school I had a season pass to the nearby Six Flags and log flume water was like all I drank. Why pay $6 for a Coke, you know? Plus I think whatever they put in it to prevent the mosquitos from breeding is what's made me immune to all disease. Except the kissing disease. "Mono doesn't mean you're gonna get kissed all the time, it's nicknamed that because it's spread through saliva." Ewww never mind then.

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Samurai And Shogun, A Japanese Rick And Morty Short From Adult Swim

March 31, 2020

This is is Samurai And Showgun, a short (and bloody) Japanese Rick And Morty cartoon released by Adult Swim. If you're into Rick And Morty it's definitely worth a watch. Heck, even if you're not into Rick And Morty it's probably worth a watch because we're all trapped in our homes, what the hell else is there to do besides watch videos on the internet? I mean it's not like I can do a jigsaw puzzle SINCE THEY'RE ALL SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE EXCEPT FROM JERKS ON EBAY PRICE-GOUGING THE HELL OUT OF THEM. I swear. "You swear what?" Just a lot, in general.

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Corgi Vs Claptrap On Borderlands 3 Loading Screen

March 31, 2020

This is a short video of corgi Winston trying to figure out what Claptrap is and just where the hell does he think he's going during the initial Borderlands 3 game loading screen. So...does anybody else wish they could have modded Claptrap into a pleasurebot like Fisto in Fallout: New Vegas? *hiding redhead wig behind back* I'm sure some weirdo does. In related Borderlands news: I finally got the platinum for the main game yesterday (screencapped PSNprofiles proof HERE) after convincing a group of strangers online to help me with the shooting range trophy because I aim and shoot the same way I eat: like a maniac. "There's egg on your face." Well it's not something I'm embarrassed about, it's just part of who I am. "I meant literally, and in your hair." Mooooooom!

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