Because someone out there needs them, these are the $85 faux marble Darth Vader and Stormtrooper head bookends available for preorder from Gentle Giant. $85 gets you...

This is the Star Wars X-Wing Black Side-By-Side 6 Piece Twin Bookcase Bed Package available from Rooms To Go. It costs *putting on cool guy shades* an...

Seen here being modeled by a lady who clearly picnics the same way I always do (alone and with a pathetic food spread) these are the $58...

This is one of those phone mounts that clips onto a car's A/C vent, except, unlike all the other ones on the market, this one looks like...

This is the Star Wars Yoda Metal Bookend available from Hallmark ($20). It's similar in style to these superhero bookends posted previously. When used correctly (read: putting...

These are several shots of London's Heathrow Airport's tribute to Star Wars Day, in the form of their electronic departure signs. And, just as my luck would...

Because Star Wars everything, especially novelty kitchen gadgets, this is the $50 Death Star hot air popcorn popper. The top half of the Death Star is actually...

This is the £50 (~$70) Star Wars Darth Vader Stovetop Kettle available from The Fowndry. It holds 1.7 liters, looks like a minimalist Darth Vader helmet with...

This is the £30 (~$43) Star Wars Death Star Pet Cave available from The Foundry. It measures 16.5-inches round and is an officially licensed Star Wars product...

This is the $1,700 S.T. Dupont Star Wars X-Wing Ballpoint Pen (there's also an identically designed $1,000 Fountain Pen version available if you're super poor). Each pen...

This is the gingerbread Imperial Star Destroyer built by the Sweden-based Star Wars Bakery (there's no way that's a legal name to use for your business). Also,...

This is the Death Star Disco Ball available exclusively from ThinkGeek ($50). It measures 16-inches in diameter and, like most Death Star related products, there isn't anything...

This is the $120 Star Wars Darth Vader Blazer designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It's black and has some embroidery reminiscent of Vader's chest panel on the...

Have a child that refuses to eat breakfast if it isn't Star Wars shaped? Get a new kid. Or buy this $40 Millennium Falcon waffle maker. It...

This is the £190 (~$250) Star Wars Jedi Master Yoda Table Lamp available exclusively from The Bradford Exchange. The cold-cast bronze lamp measures 22-inches from the base...

Because Star Wars everything or bust, this is the $250 *spit-take* Death Star Dome Tent available from ThinkGeek. It looks like the top half of the Death...

Because a Star Wars version of everything must exist, these are the limited edition Samsung POWERbot VR7000 series vacuums that look like Stormtrooper and Darth Vader masks....

This is the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer that aired during halftime of yesterday's Monday night NFL game between the Vikings and Bears. I assume...