Because a Star Wars version of everything must exist, these are the limited edition Samsung POWERbot VR7000 series vacuums that look like Stormtrooper and Darth Vader masks....

This is the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer that aired during halftime of yesterday's Monday night NFL game between the Vikings and Bears. I assume...

This is Star Wars Chewbacca bean bag chair available from, where else, Hammacher Schlemmer Pottery Barn. Wait, what? The 41-inch chair is available complete with beanbag filling...

This is the tauntaun head trophy mount crafted and sold by the folks at prop shop Imagemotor. It's life size (~34-inches x 19-inches x 19-inches), and weighs...

Because some people refuse to participate in anything if it isn't Star Wars related, this is a series of Star Wars exercise equipment developed and sold by...

This is the $40 Star Wars Wampa Cave Snow Globe designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It features a helpless Luke Skywalker hanging from the ceiling of a...

This is the Star Wars Galactic Necklace available from ThinkGeek ($40). It has stones to represent the different planets and asteroid belt, and a stainless steel Death...

This is the $25 Star Wars Death Star Coaster Set available from ThinkGeek. Individually, each of the nine glass coasters contains a cross-section of the Death Star....

This is the Star Wars X-34 landspeeder electric car being released by Radio Flyer this September. The $500 vehicle has a top speed of 5MPH, can do...

Because there has to be a Star Wars version of everything or the world will star spinning backwards, these are the Star Wars Snack Bowls available from...

These are the $40 Star Wars Lightsaber Salt And Pepper Grinders (available on Amazon HERE and probably other places). They're made of coated stainless steel, can be...

This is the officially licensed Star Wars TIE Fighter Gas Grill sold by Starfight Direct (also available through Amazon). It weighs almost 50 pounds, uses standard 1-pound...

This is the Dewback loveseat crafted by Regal Robot, a new spinoff of Tom Spina Designs (previously). The 330-pound loveseat looks like a Dewback from Star Wars...

Because somebody out there with far more disposable income than I have needs a Star Wars version of everything, this is the $10 R2-D2 pizza cutter available...

This is the $25 Death Star Teapot & Mug set available from ThinkGeek. The 12-ounce teapot actually nests in the 6-ounce mug when not in use. Obviously,...

Because light-up Star Wars lightsaber chopsticks already exist, why not complete your Star Wars sushi set with these ceramic character head soy sauce dishes? When filled with...

This is the 2nd edition Star Wars Bouquet available from ThinkGeek (previously: last year's 1st editions, which are also still available). Each bouquet comes with nine Star...

Because novelty Star Wars kitchen products is apparently a booming market right now, this is the $22 officially licensed Star Wars Lightsaber Pizza Cutter available from The...