It Was Only A Matter Of Time: A Death Star Popcorn Popper
Because Star Wars everything, especially novelty kitchen gadgets, this is the $50 Death Star hot air popcorn popper. The top half of the Death Star is actually...
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Star Wars Everything: A Darth Vader Helmet Inspired Whistling Tea Kettle
This is the £50 (~$70) Star Wars Darth Vader Stovetop Kettle available from The Fowndry. It holds 1.7 liters, looks like a minimalist Darth Vader helmet with...
Finally, A Decent Death Star Cave-Style Pet Bed
This is the £30 (~$43) Star Wars Death Star Pet Cave available from The Foundry. It measures 16.5-inches round and is an officially licensed Star Wars product...
But Why?: A $1,700 Star Wars X-Wing Writing Pen
This is the $1,700 S.T. Dupont Star Wars X-Wing Ballpoint Pen (there's also an identically designed $1,000 Fountain Pen version available if you're super poor). Each pen...
A Gingerbread Star Wars Imperial Star Destroyer
This is the gingerbread Imperial Star Destroyer built by the Sweden-based Star Wars Bakery (there's no way that's a legal name to use for your business). Also,...
Imperial Dance Party: A Death Star Disco Ball
This is the Death Star Disco Ball available exclusively from ThinkGeek ($50). It measures 16-inches in diameter and, like most Death Star related products, there isn't anything...
The 'Dress To Oppress' Star Wars Darth Vader Blazer
This is the $120 Star Wars Darth Vader Blazer designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It's black and has some embroidery reminiscent of Vader's chest panel on the...
Star Wars Everything: Waffle Maker That Makes Millennium Falcon Shaped Waffles
Have a child that refuses to eat breakfast if it isn't Star Wars shaped? Get a new kid. Or buy this $40 Millennium Falcon waffle maker. It...
Finally, A Decent $250 Bronze Yoda Table Lamp
This is the £190 (~$250) Star Wars Jedi Master Yoda Table Lamp available exclusively from The Bradford Exchange. The cold-cast bronze lamp measures 22-inches from the base...
Star Wars Everything: A Death Star Dome Camping Tent
Because Star Wars everything or bust, this is the $250 *spit-take* Death Star Dome Tent available from ThinkGeek. It looks like the top half of the Death...
Real Products That Exist: Samsung Robotic Vacuums That Look Like Darth Vader And Stormtrooper Masks
Because a Star Wars version of everything must exist, these are the limited edition Samsung POWERbot VR7000 series vacuums that look like Stormtrooper and Darth Vader masks....
Obligatory New Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer
This is the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer that aired during halftime of yesterday's Monday night NFL game between the Vikings and Bears. I assume...
Finally, The Chewbacca Head Beanbag Chair You've Never Dreamed Of
This is Star Wars Chewbacca bean bag chair available from, where else, Hammacher Schlemmer Pottery Barn. Wait, what? The 41-inch chair is available complete with beanbag filling...
My Star Wars Themed Rumpus Room Demands It: A Life-Size Tauntaun Head Trophy Mount
This is the tauntaun head trophy mount crafted and sold by the folks at prop shop Imagemotor. It's life size (~34-inches x 19-inches x 19-inches), and weighs...
Real Products That Exist: Star Wars Themed Exercise Equipment
Because some people refuse to participate in anything if it isn't Star Wars related, this is a series of Star Wars exercise equipment developed and sold by...
Star Wars Everything: A Luke Skywalker Hanging In Wampa Cave Snow Globe
This is the $40 Star Wars Wampa Cave Snow Globe designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It features a helpless Luke Skywalker hanging from the ceiling of a...
Star Wars Galactic Necklace With Stones For Planets
This is the Star Wars Galactic Necklace available from ThinkGeek ($40). It has stones to represent the different planets and asteroid belt, and a stainless steel Death...
Star Wars Everything: A Death Star Cross Section Coaster Set
This is the $25 Star Wars Death Star Coaster Set available from ThinkGeek. Individually, each of the nine glass coasters contains a cross-section of the Death Star....