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For The Elderly: A Million Volt Taser Cane

The elderly: they're brittle. If a mugger swings a sockful of nickels at one 9 times out of 5 they're gonna break something. Worried about the safety...
December 31, 2010

Woman Offers Man Baby As Taser Shield

A Missouri woman offered a man her 1-year old child for use as a taser shield when he was being confronted by cops. Now that's solid parenting....
May 15, 2009

PEW PEW: Cops' New Non-Lethal Weaponry

That thing doesn't even look real. It looks like a gun out of a video game. Or something cardboard Halo kid would make. But no, it's real...
December 29, 2008

Naked Man Walks Dog, Gets Tasered

A 40-year old virgin in Tallahassee, Florida was tasered and arrested last Friday night for walking his dog in the nude (him, the dog had a collar...
September 16, 2008

A Shocking Jacket For Personal Protection

Forget tasers ladies, the No-Contact Jacket is where it's at. The No-Contact Jacket is a wearable defensive jacket created to aid women in their struggle for protection...
May 27, 2008

Man Files Patent For Taser-Proof Clothing

The picture above is a diagram from an Arizona man's US Patent application showing his taser-proof clothing. Or if you want to get technical it's the patent...
November 2, 2007