The Wait Is Over: A Klingon Inspired Messenger Bag
This is the $60 Star Trek: The Next Generation Klingon messenger bag available from ThinkGeek (among other places). It has room to carry a 15-inch laptop, charger,...
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+10 Storage: The Dragonscale Handbag Of Holding
The Dragonscale Handbag of Holding is a $60 handbag available from ThinkGeek. It has 15 pockets for storing a shit-ton of stuff, a faux dragonscale exterior (actually...
For Carrying Important Messages: Giant R2-D2 Felt Purse
This is the felt R2-D2 purse made and sold by Etsy shop krukrustudio ($185). It measures 17-inches (~43-cm) tall and 7.5-inches (~19-cm) in diameter and is even...
Somebody Refill The Internet: Chewbacca Roundup Post w/ Messenger Bag, Armpit Tattoo, "Sexy" Cosplay
Because the internet is running drier than a cat's tongue, here's a Chewbacca-centric post featuring a themed messenger bag (ThinkGeek product site HERE), armpit tattoo, and "sexy"...
For The Ladies: Human Skull Shaped Leather Handbag
You might wanna get that hand looked at brobro. This is a custom skull-shaped purse made by Etsy seller Griffin Leather. It's the perfect size for toting...
Tactical Pants w/ Pockets Big Enough For iPad
That's gonna feel great in your ass. Apparently tactical pants are a real thing. Personally, I think MacGyver would argue any pair of pants can be tactical...
I...Don't Get It: Plastic-Bagged Bananas
I thought God invented bananas with peels so we wouldn't have to put them in bags. But what do I know? I'm just a guy who made...
LEGOlize It: Fat Sack Of Plastic Weed
Pfft, I was smoking LEGO blocks before they even looked like weed. Lego-Marijuana [nerdcore] via This Thing Looks Like That Thing of the Day [thedailywhat]...
There's Bad Fashion, And Then There's This
A handbag made to look like a little wiener with giant danglies. And if you think there isn't a butthole sewn on the back you have another...
For The Ladies And I: A Purse For Your Wine
The Baggy Winecoat is a $58 purse for your wine. It's basically a glorified box and that's a-okay with me because I'll drink out of anything with...
Strappy Storage Thing Looks Like Bag Strap, But, SPOILER ALERT: There's No Bag
The Dew Quiver iPod Shoulder Strap looks like a messenger bag's shoulder strap BUT THERE'S NO BAG ATTACHED! All the stuff it totes it totes INSIDE ITSELF....
Don't Get Mad, Get Even Send A Bag Of Crap
Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don't like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee...
That's No Briefcase, That's A Beefcase! (God I Kill Me)
Sure it's mostly sausage in the case but I'm a word wizard and sausagecase doesn't even qualify as apprentice level word magic. Now sausage casing maybe... Anyway,...
No Broken Bottles: Trash Filled Punching Bag
The man seen here, demonstrating there's nothing wrong with some good ol' fashioned man-bag love, is hugging a Do Box punching bag. A Do Box punching bag...
Craft Time!: Make Your Own D-20 Handbag
Be honest, every single one of you would rock this handbag. I know I would, and I don't give a dang if it clashes with my live...
How To Pick Up Men: Nintendo In A Purse
Let's face it, there are few things in the world men respond more to than boobs. And fast cars. And vaginas. And beer. And fireworks. And dinosaurs....
Wow, Surprisingly Doesn't Work: Paying A Speeding Ticket With Urine-Soaked Coins
Michael Harold Lynch received a $206 speeding ticket for doing 54 in a 35MPH work zone. Outraged (I was only 19 over!), he got $206 in small...
Doctoral Student Furious After University Throws Out His Collection Of Lizard Dung
Typically, you don't want bags of crap hanging around for too long. But not Daniel Bennett -- he loves that shit! Now he's furious that Leeds University...