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CANNOT BE UNSEEN: Bert, Un-Muppeted

Bert, one-half of everyone's favorite homosexual Muppet couple (sorry, crotchety old bickering guys!) is seen here in a little too life-like silicon sculpture by artist and Effects...
April 21, 2011

Desecrating Childhoods: Muppet Burlesque

Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters). Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not....
December 5, 2010

Baby's Birth Caught On Google Street View

Note: Larger, full-res shot RIGHT HERE, YO. This is a picture from Germany of a woman who just gave birth caught by a Google Street View vehicle....
November 23, 2010

Gotta Burn 'Em All!: Ugly-Ass Pokémons

Note: Full-res version HERE. With faces like that you lil monsters can't really blame your parents for abandoning you. Just sayin', one time I saw a cat...
August 17, 2010

YOU GOT NO CLASS!: Chrome Hummer H2

Put your hand down your pants. Now feel around. Realistically, how many of your penises would it take to fill a hotdog bun? Four or more you...
March 8, 2010

No, Just No. Well, Okay: Adult LEGO Scenes

Anticlown loyalist Jonah Ray recently had the opportunity to create some LEGO porno scenes for work. And here I thought blogging was the best job ever. Little...
January 4, 2010