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The Birds And The Trippy Timelapse Of Bees Being Born


This is a timelapse of a bunch of bees being born. It was fascinating to watch. Apparently a stork doesn't bring baby bees the way it does human babies. I didn't know that, although I probably should have suspected it. I'm gonna be honest -- I'm not the smartest student in the classroom. Wait -- as a matter of fact I AM the smartest student in the classroom right now, because I'm the ONLY student in the classroom. Aw man, is this detention? She put that gum in her own hair!

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I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex/Unicorn Pasta Measures


This is the $19 I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex pasta noodle measuring tool (rainbow unicorn version after the jump). The tool measures spaghetti noodles in children's, small adult, large adult, and four-person portions. I don't know about you, but whenever I cook pasta I always just make the whole package, because LEFTOVERS. I love leftovers. You know what I love even more than leftovers though? Going out to eat. Sadly, I can't even remember the last time I went out to eat at a restaurant. Or even got fast food. As a matter of fact, I can't remember anything. What is this box I'm typing in? Is it my diary? Today at school the girl I like called me four-eyes because I was wearing glasses.

Keep going for the unicorn version.

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Watch Transformers Ruin Your Favorite Movies*


*Provided your favorite movies are The Wolf Of Wall Street, Inception, Jerry Maguire, Forrest Gump, Speed, Little Miss Sunshine, 50/50, some nature documentary, and Titanic. Otherwise they're just making movies you kind of like or don't like at all EVEN BETTER.

This is a video from Funny Or Die of a bunch of vehicular movie scenes with cuts from Transformers movies added to TEAR SHIT UP. And tear shit up they do. Sometimes I wish my car was a Transformer so I could transform and road rage out on all the other awful drivers in town. My car is not a Transformer though, so I have to resort to yelling and making ugly faces. I keep an Incredible Hulk blow up doll in the passenger seat though, so nobody will mess with me. Plus so I can use the HOV lane.

Keep going for the Funny or Die video, as well as a Youtube bootleg in case that one doesn't work for some reason.

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Don't Tell Mom: How To Make Your Own Propane Rifle


This is a video from very amateur madman TheBackyardScientist showing you how to make your own propane rifle. It's pretty simple. So simple you could easily do it in your garage after school with zero adult supervision. Not that I'm encouraging that, because I'm not. As much as I'd love to see you with no eyebrows, I care about your safety. "You do?!" A lot. Okay, a little bit. Not very much. Fine, I cut your car's brake lines during lunch.

Keep going for the video, then ask your mom to wait in the car at Home Depot while you run in for a few things. Tell her you're building a fish tank.

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Suck, Not Blow: Nintendo Cartridge Drinking Flasks


Remember the Kickstarter for the flasks that look like Nintendo cartridges? Well now they're real products and you can get Drunk Hunt, The Legend Of Drink and Fine Ale Fantasy versions at ThinkGeek, or the whole lineup including Super Bar-Hop Bros, Castle Vodka, Metal Beer, Kega Man, Tetriquilla, Spike Dyson's Pass-Out!! and Ninja Dry-Gin at the official store for $20 apiece. Each plastic flask holds 6-oz and won't fool anybody. Officer I swear, I was just blowing off the cartridge! "You were blowing into the wrong end, son." What? Man, that's a serious design flaw, please don't take my weed too.

Keep going for a bunch more shots of the other cartridges.

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Questionable: Proposed Flag For The Planet Earth


This is the flag for planet Earth as proposed by Beckmans College of Design graduate Oskar Pernefeldt. Oskar used the five basic principles of good flag design (apparently there are five basic principles of good flag design) to come up with the proposal. I dunno, it looks like the Olympic rings and a couple biohazard symbols are having an orgy.

Pernefeldt used the principles of vexillology, the scientific study of flags, to create a meaningful design representing the water and life on our planet. The shade of blue was chosen to stand out against the black of space and the white of a spacesuit, and the interconnected rings form a flower to represent life on Earth and how it is intertwined.

The design follows the five basic principles of good flag design that were recently laid out in a TED talk by radio producer Roman Mars, with the arguable exception of the ring design being too complex.

Obviously, if planet Earth is going to have a flag, that flag should be decided by an international design contest and VOTING. And that voting should be rigged so that my design wins, and the first thing aliens ever see regarding humanity is a flag of a giant penis eclipsing the sun.

Keep going for a couple more shots of the flag in patch and sticker form, and a video of the design process.

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Try Hard And Believe In Yourself: Tractor Tire Hula Hoop


This is a video of The Hula Hoop Man (a godawful superhero but still the toughest hula hooper I've ever seen) hula hooping with a tractor tire. I didn't think it was possible. And I especially didn't think it was possible without tearing your nipples off. Not bad, Hula Hoop Man, but let's see you try that with a monster truck tire. A monster truck tire STILL ATTACHED TO THE MONSTER TRUCK. "You want me to get run over by a monster truck?" Like Bigfoot crushing a bunch of junkyard cars! Just kidding, I wish you a long and prosperous life. Plus I heard every used tire store in town is trying to fire their sign spinner and hire you.

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Guy Takes Selfie Everyday FOR SIXTEEN YEARS


This is a chronological video of the daily selfie that JK Keller has taken for the past sixteen years. SIXTEEN YEARS. That is dedication. I haven't done anything everyday for the past sixteen years but been surprised when I woke up, and regretted yesterday's decisions. Still, I liked how his beard and mustache pulsate on and off as he gets older. He shaves, but only every couple days. Also, I'm fairly certain I could pinpoint all his relationship breakups and periods of unemployment.

Keep going for a video 16 years in the making. Think that new Mad Max movie, but way less exciting.

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