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  • April 26, 2016
    Because everybody has to die somehow, this is a short video of some death-wisher riding his hoverboard to the edge of the MBK Tower in Dubai. Then he does some 360's. Despite what the soundtrack would have you believe, there is absolutely nothing badass about doing spins on a... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2016
    This is Vividus, a luxury bed that costs £100,000 (~$145,000). For reference, you can buy a newly constructed house down the street from my parents in Alabama for less. Granite countertops. The beds are made by Swedish company Hästens and take over 320 man-hours to construct... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2016
    This is a potentially fake video of snowboarder Kelly Murphy filming herself snowboarding in Japan while singing Rihanna's 'Work' and unknowingly being chased by a (possibly CG) bear. That is scary. I've only been chased by a bear once in my life, and let me tell you -- once ... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2016
    This is the Aurum Carbon Fibre Trolley available from Lamborghini. It costs $12,210. For reference, that is about $12,110 too much to spend on a piece of luggage that doesn't even give free handjobs. If a piece of luggage costs $12,000 it better have wings and you better be ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2016
    Because some people have so much money they can spend more on a writing pen than most people make in a year, this is the $105,000 Richard Mille RMS05 Fountain Pen. I bet it doesn't even give good handjobs. According to Richard Mille, it took the Swiss watchmaking company fo... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2016
    This is a video from Youtuber Urban Endeavors of some maniac climbing a 1,500-foot deactivated television tower with zero safety equipment. He doesn't even use the ladder, he climbs the outside like somebody who really doesn't care about living. Apparently the whole climb too... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2016
    Because I don't think I even want to go on anymore, these are some pictures of furry manicures. Apparently they are a real thing. Could you imagine having furry nails? I cannot. I like my fingernails the way God intended: bitten down past the skin and bloody. How do you wa... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2016
    "This job stinks" -- the guy holding the candles, according to the book of dad jokes I just found in a bathroom stall. Because when it comes to setting world records, if at first you don't succeed, give up and try something nobody else is doing (particularly something butt rel... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2016
    "I feel like the pink leopard print really makes them pop." Because I gave up on this planet long, long ago, 45-year-old Mike Drake of Queens, New York turns the finger and toenail clippings he's been saving FOR THE LAST ELEVEN YEARS into "designer" paperweights (previously: t... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2016
    This is a video of a Nissan Murano crossover SUV with gigantic 34-inch Amani wheels. It looks like a toy. It's not a toy though, it's a real car and will still hurt if it hits you, even if it does look like a Hot Wheels banged a golf cart. You know I had a friend try to run ... / Continue →