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  • January 26, 2015
    Retroactive warning: spider. This is a speckled orb weaver spider. It doesn't immobilize and kill its prey with poisonous fangs like some other spiders. Instead, it begins wrapping its victims in silk (a single moth can get wrapped in up to 460-feet), first to break its wing... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2015
    This is a short, 7-second video of a guy grabbing some other dude who's apparently in the middle of a very scary part of a horror game. This is exactly why you never touch another man when they're in virtual reality. Or using the urinal next to yours, because I did once and g... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2014
    Print out a life-size picture of your smashed face, laminate it, and put it in a jar with food coloring (tutorial HERE in case you're having trouble grasping the concept). Then set it in the fridge or on a counter and wait for the screams. It works best if you haven't been se... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2014
    This is the scary clown head gumball machine built by Jesse Wroblewski of Toy-Creator. You can have as many free gumballs as you want provided you don't mind taking them from the nose of a scary clown. Me? I don't care where candy is coming from (including vans), I'm taking ... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2014
    This is the giant dobsonfly, the current record holder for largest flying aquatic insect. They can measure almost 8.5-inches across. For reference, that is 8-inches entirely too large for my liking. Large enough to cover the face of a human adult, this scary-looking insect i... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2014
    This is the series of upcoming $10 horror movie action figures being released by Funko as part of their ReAction line. So far the series will include Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, Sam, The Crow, Ghostface, and Michael Myers. They're not the most detailed or articul... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2014
    This is a video of the Spongebob Squarepants theme song slowed down 800%. It sounds like some sort of demonic chant. I've actually heard sounds like this coming from my closet at night, and those are the nights I go sleep on the couch with the TV on. At least until that girl... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2014
    Note: Just watch the video. This is a special 'Peek-A-Boo' edition UnDeadTed (previously: all these ones). UndeadTeds are teddy bears that have been customized to traumatize children. They make the perfect replacements for American Girl Dolls. Don't ask, just replace. Pref... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2014
    In an event that would have had me shitting my pants like pants have never been shat before, the glass floor of the 'The Ledge' attraction on the 103rd floor of the Willis Tower in Chicago began cracking while tourists were laying on it. *shivers* Did anybody else just get th... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2014
    This is a photo from David Littschwager of seawater magnified 25x (showing all the crab larvae and marine worms that are invisible to the naked eye). Just like the title says. So if you thought this post was going to be about superheroes, you are a terrible at interpreting ti... / Continue →