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Star Wars Episode I Gets 3-D Release Date

Well folks, don't bother marking your calendars, because February 10, 2012 is the date you can go stuff another $16 in George Lucas' moneygrubbing pocket to see...
March 3, 2011

Crocodile On A Plane Causes Crash, Kills 20

In other sad transportation-related news (I swear this is the last one), an escaped crocodile on a plane caused a panic, ultimately resulting in the plane crashing...
October 22, 2010

JERK!: Dino-Baby Eating Snake Discovered

Paleontologists recently found the fossilized remains of a snake in a dinosaur's nest, about to chow down on some baby dino. Thankfully, God spited the snake and...
March 2, 2010

I Knew It, I Knew It!: Toad Is A Rude Jerk

That's right folks: that no good, mushroom topped jerkbag Toad has been flipping us off for almost 25 years now. And honestly, I'm not surprised. I always...
August 5, 2009