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Lazy Licensing: Diesel's DC Comics Underwear

BOOM -- faceful of privates! Diesel is selling these $34 (A PAIR!) boxer briefs with designs from DC Comics superheroes (plus the Joker, who they actually call...
December 2, 2011

South Korea Testing Robotic Prison Guards

Everybody have a good Thanksgiving weekend? Excellent. I did nothing but play video games, eat, drink and sleep. It was pretty much my dream world. Plus twice...
November 28, 2011

Of Course: Diamond-Dispensing ATMs

Seen here looking suspiciously like it was made out of foam-board and an old computer monitor, a diamond and jewel dispensing ATM participates (possibly unwillingly -- ATMs...
October 26, 2011

Uh, Hooray?: The Beatles, Now On iTunes

So yeah, after years of holding out, the owners of the Beatles catalog have finally agreed to its release on iTunes. What does this mean? It means...
November 16, 2010

Looks Booboo: First Glimpse Of Avatar Pr0n

Remember when Hustler announced they were making a 3-D parody of Avatar and it was gonna be the company's most costly production to date? Well it looks...
September 29, 2010

Nap AND Look Cool With The Snazzy Napper

The Snazzy Napper is a real-ass product that, despite the name, isn't really very snazzy (Bedazzle that shit, God!). What it is is a piece of cheap...
August 20, 2010

Apple Offers Free Cases To iPhone 4 Owners

Unless you live under a rock like a roly-poly you've probably heard of the iPhone 4's shitty antennae sitch (that's cool-talk for situation, FYI). Well Steve Jobs...
July 16, 2010