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  • May 16, 2016
    This is the GoBoat, a tiny boat small enough to fit in the trunk of a car. It consists of a small circular frame that an inflatable air bladder is blown up around (pump included). Slip a trolling motor (not included) through the center and you're good to go! The GoBoat is cu... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2016
    Meet the Hammocraft, the lovechild of a hammock that blew into a lake and banged a paddleboard whose owner was presumably eaten by an alligator or catfish. The $1,000 Hammocraft consists of a metal frame designed to mount to two paddleboards, and can support up to five hammock... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2015
    The Tarzan Boat is a boat with a bunch of jumping platforms and trampolines and rope swings and a slide attached. Sadly, there is no circus cannon. It still looks like a great time though. Unfortunately, they cost $65,000 and up, making it far more cost effective to score so... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    This is a video of the Seabreacher Sailfin, the largest Seabreacher submersible watercraft built to date (previously: the smaller dolphin model). It even has a water cannon in its nose and sky rocket launchers in its fin. What the hell is a sky rocket launcher? I don't know ... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2015
    This is a video of stunt biker Robbie Maddison riding a specially modified dirt bike to surf the waves of Teahupoo and Papara in Tahiti. Did the size of his balls scare all the sharks away? Probably. Also I'm pretty sure the COMBINING of extreme sports is going to be the FUT... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2015
    Quicksilver has designed a trio of wetsuits that look like actual suits. The suits come in office smart, business casual and tuxedo varieties, are made from 2mm Neoprene, include a quick-dry shirt and tie, and cost around $3,200. For reference, for $3,200 I'd rather be bare t... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2015
    This is a preview video of the the soon to be opened (and probably closed) SkyCaliber water slide at New Jersey's infamous Action Park, best known for its shoddy rides that have killed several people and injured countless others over the years. Obviously, I want to go very bad... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2015
    This is a video of big wave surf legend Laird Hamilton riding some waves on a surfboard with a hydrofoil attached, so it rises up out of the water when it gets up to speed. Personally, you'd never catch me in the ocean with ANYTHING strapped to my feet. That's like, a death s... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2014
    This is a video of extreme dumbass Harrison Williams, a 26-year old from Australia who decided to jump off a boat and surf on a dead whale carcass while tiger sharks and at least one great white feasted on its corpse. Why? Because apparently one of his friends "thought it'd b... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2014
    Just in time for fall comes this Star Wars Landspeeder pool float. As awesome as it is, it costs $200, which is entirely too expensive for something that's gonna get popped by a lightsaber when my friends and I are playing Jedi vs. Sith warriors in and around the pool. Also, ... / Continue →